Let me quote just one phrase:

"We can't send mail more than 500 miles," the chairman explained.

No I'll let you read, and laugh.

Looks like Trey wanted to make an animation from this amazing story:

https://twitter.com/treyethan/status/1021522763885039623

If you're a geek and animator, it might be fun!

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